PARTY-INTRO FIXED & CRUNCHED BY SECTION 9 / AI Doelta Design and Raffnix Productions present the official KICKIN ASS PARTY INTRO Official Party-Guests: Spreadpoint Mike / Bitkillersoft Wizards F-16 Antiprotect Frank Thomas Subway Tai Pan & Riff Raff / United Forces Kongoman The Light Circle Tristar & Red Sector Beermacht Abakus Mr. Zeropage / RSI / TLC Crackman Crew Warriors Of Darkness NMI RADWAR ENTERPRISES Peter Parker / GCF Black Monks Phil / THRUST Haegar / THRUST Prophets AG The Commodore Guys The Starfrontiers Electronic Cracking Association The Unknown Five Level 4 Deadline TIP / The New Masters Squadron Welcome to the official *********************************** * AMIGA INDUSTRIES * * K I C K I N A S S P A R T Y * * INTRO * *********************************** Press right mousebutton for next page CODE DOELTA/TRSI and RIFF RAFF/UFO GRAPHICS TOM/AI Font by RAFF NIX (NOT Brainstorm) MUSIC Karsten Obarski SCROLLTEXT Dinkelated Party Guests hamster is nun viel zu besoffen um hier noch was zu tun ... (Normaler weise imma nur 3 punkte) also hier bin isch (Bayrisch!) also gelesen wird das Tai Pan also genau der der hier sitzt ... oki, this is Carnivore/Beermacht taking over the keyboard, which has just been vomited by Tai Pan and Hamster. So, here we sit (some royally fucked up drunckards) and try to put anutha of those stupid scrolltexts together. Knowing how painful this can be, especially if you are mega stoned hanging 'round on the 'kickin ass party', you shoudln't expect too much from any of my typing. If you are a fan of real GORE and violent shit (the film from A.Schnaas/Hamburg) and also a more or less necrophiliac (remark by RIFF RAFF: I do not think that CARNIVORE knows the REAL meaning of NECROPHILIAC!) loving the stench of blood, pus and gastric juice, you should consider calling our dedicated board 'Zum Beerkrug'. If you don't have the right numba, get lost... hiho silver, this is the lone ranger! wanna get some fun? ..???? get lost ! wanna have some fun ? ayeah! call the TRSI hotline ... dial USA ... 702-594-7743 ask for FUN! ok, i am outta here.... keep on boostin' some alcoholics. ..... was soll die kacke... psycho rules !!! if ya wanna meet the coolset around... then dial country code 599 numba 2444 then dial touch tone 0 then 4 to have the coolest chicks on the phone! ask for RIA! MARIA! SUSAN! or for some other hot chick! I am outta here ... dial 1-800-PER-FECT ! GET LOST! if ya wanna meet the ELITE then visit the discoteque FLASH in EBNAT near AALEN southern GERMANY. The craziest place around! only fridays and saturdays!! If ya have some TRIPS (ACID,CID, or simply LSD) then contact THE DOORES TO PERCEPTION!! SANDOZ RULES! ALBERT HOFMANN IS A GOD! .... Ok, once again here is RIFF RAFF, coz the scrolltext got a bit lost due to a little shue stepping on a little A-500 (puke puke) power supply and switched it off. A very important message in between from Bobby Quine to Ilsa: HIIIIIIII! I lave ya! And some special drunken greetings from Bobby Q. to all TRSI members hanging around at this party. And now BOBBY Q. itself will overtake the holy keyboard... Blutrot geht die Sonne auf.... Im Zimmer summen Fliegen.... frisch gefickt steht Muttern auf... Vattern bleibt noch liegen.... Na war doch nicht schlecht, was unser Bobby Q. da verzapft hat. Dieser Scroller wird zwar nicht den Laengenrekord brechen, aber er wird aufgrund seines extrem holen Alkohol- gehalts (Szenator sei gepriesen) in die Geschichte der Alocohol-Scroller-Chart-Breakers eingehen. Wir wollten grade mal die Promillen der Anwesenden zusammenzaehlen, aber leider ist dabei unser TaschRech an einem Overflow Error zu Bruch gegangen. Johnny be good to me.. Hamster is total bride und unanspeakbary. Peter Parker is back among the living! Some remarks to the statement of this being the very most alcoholic scroller EVER. We are drinking here the official AI and Brewery Hauf beer: SZENATOR Limited edition Kultbier Ratio ??? Vol % DOUBLE (TRIPPLE?) DENSITY This is a very flashing DoubleBog. Fuck off! This is ASGARD typing some shit about AI!! AI is lame!!!!!! I hate ai!! ciao, asgard! And I hate Delta/TCCC/TRSI who was typing this bit of shit !!! signed ASGARD !!! Diz is Number Five on the keyz... remember: don't drink and drive - smoke and fly !!! Special hiho's to Mark/SUBWAY who is not present,coz of sum fucking disease ...(YO man it is a pity that U are not here...) This is Mike of AI speaking... One of those who did not drink so much of the spectacular SZENATOR (only two!!!)... In opposite to Arschgard, aeh Asgard who is totaly drunk and does not check what he wrote on this scroller!!! "Ich sitze im Schlauchboot und hol mir einen runter, ich muss mich beeilen, das Schlauchboot geht unter, er wird immer dicker und spritzt immer doller, ich muss mich beeilen, das Schlauchboot geht unter" News from Delta... Nein, nicht gekotzt, aber eine Flasche guter Szenator musste dran glauben... Armer Andy; er darf/muss schon wieder mal aufwischen.. ok, this is what happend on this Kickin Ass Party so far. I am Mike/AI but my friends call me "Schlupp" and i am from Dinkelsbuehl, known by his famous beer, DINKELATOR. What else to say about Kickin Ass: Nicht viele Leute da, aber Klasse statt Masse. Echt coole Typen, das Bier laeuft und viele alte Demos werden wieder herausgegraben... Jetzt hab ich echt kein Bock mer, weiterzuschreiben.... ACTUAL NEWS: Delta destroyed his third (3.) beer ... Wie soll das bloss enden mit ihm !?! Unter den Anwesenden ist auch Sebastian Broghammer, der immer kein Geld hat, um sein Bier zu bezahlen!!! Verdient wohl nix mehr mit seinen Spielen, die er mit Peter Parker herausbringt!? Jetzt knackt auch noch Riff Raff, aber der rafft ja eh nix mehr ... END Nein ... jetzt komm ... please do call TOUCHDOWN to get the latest Tequila and you can get one of the coooolest chats with the Sysop ... Oh no you please nicht schreiben English ... ??? Aehh abbba Tai Pan Forever... Drinking and Smoking rulez and mulumulu is bad ... Aehh please note that i'm drunken !! (a little bit ) Doeeellta SAYS to me .. he' isn't destroying beers but hamster says to me that doelta hat sein bier zerstoert !!!! Call TOUCHDOWN OR DIE! ... Tai Pan is signing OFF. RIFF RAFF is back on the keys again. I thought that I was drunk, but I recognized that I am not as drunk as about 99% of the other guys around,man! Jee, they have pure alcohol inside their head. Doelta is speaking weird stuff, but he still knows that he only destroyed ONE beer. The other two ones were destroyed by TAI PAN and HAMSTER, which are both not on their mental height right now. It seems as if everybody here got a little lack of intelligence by now. Tai Pan is furting all the the time, and everybodies eyes get red by the smell, I have eee to leave know coz of this smell... (JOE PANIC is beginning to be cooooooooolllll!!!) yeah...well RIFF RAFF and ...oooh... no...it`s DELTA and TAI PAN... are ARMDRUECKING a little bit. So it`s very nice to see how LAME they are....hehe... yeah DELTA lost every try... I think it`s better that he have to drink more beer than NOW... The party is cool as well... But here are to less people, BUT the quality is enough, isn't it????? Now I am (JOE PANIC OF SQUADRON) drinking some more beer to be fresh for the next lines.......urps.... Ok, TAI PAN is back from his journey to the place of strength...hehe is a little bit drunken BUT have you ever seen him in another ZUSTAND??? NO ..... poor andy!!! he has to sweep the ground....OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH ... There is JULIAN EGGEBRECHT... Oh no I think you have heard something about him... Well I meet him the first time .. BUT I had other imagines about him. Hehehe... no i think i will leave you now for a SMALL talk with him..hehehe. Well I see ya and have a good time.. CMON AND CHECK THIS OUT.!) Well, the day goes.... FLEDGE comes! YA guessed it ...: FLEDGE of SQUADRON Is writing some bytes of shi shhhi shhhit ... Ey Leute wehe ihr schaltet mir jetzt den Strom aus ... MAAANN is dat ne Stimmung hia! I think I must tell you a little story I hope you agree with me.. Well, today I was at Joe Panic at home (ya know he is a true member of SQUADRON too).. Well, I was at him and then the telephone-ring belled. Who was ringing up?... Well, it was Andy/AI and told us the command to come as fast as possible to the AI-PARTY... (nach dem Motto: ey,leute ihr muesst unbedingt kommen ..ey ne Moerder Stimmung hia ... ey tausend Leute ey...) Well, Ok.. We gehorcht the command and came as fast as possible... We drove the long way from Hildesheim (near Hannover) to Dinkelsbue(oda so) When we arrived at the party... we counted the people who were here, and after that we came to the result that Quality goes before Quantity. Because we only counted about 40 LIVING people .... ABA NUN...(Ihhh aeh uahhhh der Hamster is widerlich ..er hat mir in Gesicht gefurzt...) bla bla .. Well, Ok ,... I think I must stooop writing this SCROLLA (AUCH ein Coder hat einmal das RECHT sich zu besaufen) ...YA agree with me ? Ok, then I will do it!... BUY ,BUY (wat kaufen?) ... says --! FLEDGE !-- of,with,from,about SQUADRON ... CIAOO! Mike is totally drunken and talks all the time shit!!! NA LOGISCH !! Is ja nix neues, dass Asgard NULL CHECKUNG hat !!! Aber die intimen Stellungen von Asgard und Hamster waren so ziemlich der Hoehepunkt am Ende der Party. Vielleicht als Ersatz fuer eine Stripperin !?! Sven diktiert: Scheisse ! Was ? Ne Streife ! Nein ! Doch ! Scheisse !!! Ey Scheisse doch Ey! Mike Ey, Manta Ey!!! to be continued ...